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If you crave for romance, I will show up come bearing flowers
G F G
If you need a good listener, I could hear you talk for hours
If you’ve need of something stronger, well I will be your man
G F E7
If you want somebody just to make the effort, I’ll do everything I can.
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Just don’t go pinning all your hopes down on me
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I can make you a pretty promise girl but that’s no guarantee
I’m no perfect soul
These days I’m rolling out of control
But all I know to be true
G F E7
is I’ve got good intentions for you
So if you need a cleaner, I’ll take out the trash
And if you’re short on money girl, I can spare a little cash
And if you cannot hold your liquor, honey I’ll hold back your hair
If all you need is some distraction girl hey, what’s that over there?
I swear you’ll never find me whoring around
But I know there are plenty other ways I can let you down
If you need a dancing partner, I’ll bust out some awkward moves
And if you’d settle for some loser girl, I sure know how to lose.